Campaign Slogans

Here are some amusing slogans that have been submitted to this site. If you would like to submit a slogan, send it to jessi@dementia.org. Slogans will not be posted if they are deemed too offensvie (i try to keep this site family-friendly, so try to keep it at a PG-13 level), too similar to an existing slogan, and please try to keep direct song quotes as slogans to a minimum (I realize there are a few on the list, there are always exceptions, but I don't want a whole page of just song lyrics. That's wh at TMBG.org is for :-P) Even if I use a direct song quote, it is kind of unfair to give someone other than the band credit for the slogan, right?

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New TMBG for President Slogans: Slogans from after the name change!

• "We won't die until we're dead, were the first that they said...so vote Johns." - Dan Gaffron
• "Yeah! Your vote's alright!" - Dan Gaffron
• "Because XTC and Adam Ant are too busy fighting." - Dan Gaffron
• "Where do they make voting booths? We don't know but get to one and vote Johns!" - Dan Gaffron
• "George W. is a fraud and a fake!" - Dan Gaffron
• "As George W. Bush would say, 'Subliminable in an unnoticable way." - Limping Pigeon
• "President Man, President Man. Doing the things a President can!"
• "Contemplate Domestic Turmoil and Abandon all Hope for Future Plans for Flans - Vote John Linnell for President!" - Host
• "Don't give the others a chance to get their missiles ready and destroy the Universe - Vote for John and John!" - Host
• "In four short years they'll meet their every goal - Vote TMBG" - Host

The Old JJ2K List: These are slogans from when the site was still named JJ2K. Not all of the slogans have that name in them. Maybe one day I'll go through them and move all of the non-2000-related slogans to the new list, but we all know how lazy I am.

Note: This list was cleaned up from the original list. The old list included a lot of slogans that were similar to one another, as well as more direct song quotes. I removed a lot of them. I also don't remember the names of all people who submi tted them.

• "The pencil reign of JJ2K!" -- DeadSkunkX
• "Crashed my bicycle, crashed my bicycle, in a big White House I crashed my bicycle!"- DeadskunkX
• "Maybe we know that they've been cheating, but who doesn't to get into office?" -- Limping Pigeon
• "Remember to bring a pencil to the voting booth! John&John for President!" - Bug
• "JJ2K: It's time America walks as one, in the glow of the Johns majestic presence!" - Bug
• "Two Johns, a common name, a common goal. -- Ulesha
• "We're not gonna say they're great. We ain't gonna say they ain't. Vote John/John!" -- Limping Pigeon
• "At 25 O'clock, the white house will be theirs." -- Limping Pigeon
• "JJ2K: Put that on a bumper and stick it!" -- snicker
• "People should get beat up for stating their beliefs."
• "Don't ask who they are, just vote for them." - Steffi (I think)
• "Do you have 10 albums out? Why not vote for someone who does?"
• "They dont' want the world, they just want the White House." - TMBGirl
• "In John We Trust" - Limping Pigeon
• "This John's for You" - Zingor
• "To Each his John" - Zingor
• "32 footsteps running on the bridge to the 21st century" - Mr. Me
• "2000: Year of the Johns." - Mr. Me
• "The Johns, funner than a barrel full of Lewinsky and Viagra." - oksoda
• "Lift that fork, Eat that snail, Vote for Johns" - Mr. Me
• "TMBG: USA's ambassadors of love" - Mr. Me
• "JJ2K: Blatantly exploiting the new millennium" - Mr. Me
• "TMBG: Scandals optional" - Gogyen
• "TMBG: Never lied before a grand jury!" - Announcement
• "TMBG the best thing to happen to morallity since the black death!" - oksoda
• "The 2 Johns: They're So Good They Named Them Twice." - Dr. Worm
• "JJ2K: For a people, for a nation." - Steffi
• "Vote John and John. Less names to remember." - Sandy
• "Vote John and John. As if you have a choice." - Limping Pigeon
• "TMBG: It does a country good." - Mr. Me
• "You're not fully clean until you vote John and John!" - tmbgjoce
• "John and John: because james k. polk never had it so good!" - tmbgjoce
• "TMBGeneration Next!" - Mr. Me
• "Someday that John, he will grow up to be president!" - Zingor
• "Sure, a sax playing president is pretty cool, but how about one who plays the sax, the keyboards, and the accordion!" - Zingor
• "Read my lips: No more Monica!" - Zingor
• "TMBG: Never threw up in Japan!" - Mr. Me
• "TMBG: They always sleep their way to the top." - pikachu
• "Put your hand inside the voting head! Vote John/John!" - Zingor
• "Exquisite President Guy!" - Zingor
• "John! John! John! John! (like Spy! Spy! Spy! Spy! Or Ape! Ape! Ape! Ape!)" - Zingor
• "Who wouldn't want america to be the new Planet of the Apes?" - Zingor
• "They Might Be Giants Rock The Electorate"" - snicker
• "TMBG: They're just a full day's drive away." - Pikachu
• "TMBG: They are not a nazi rock band, they do not try to lure intelectuals into believeing what they already know to be true." - Pikachu
• "Vote Linnell because he uses the word "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ" - Clerk at Hell Hotel
• "Don't tread on the cut-up snake. This time we're serious!" - Da3ve
• "Put away you big blue ciagrs and vote for TMBG!" - Ninja
• "That's Mono Puff, not Monica Puff." - Zingor
• "Make Everything Wrong Right Again." - SWM
• "Got Johns?" - K'Vav
• "Johns: It's What's for President." - K'Vav
• "J&J 2K: A rock in every household, A purple toupee on every head." - Hypnotist of Ladies
• "John & John--Too ugly for sex scandals; Too smart to be politicians." - Monty
• "Not old enough to vote? We can change that!! Vote John & John." - Monty
• "John & John Administration- it's the predicency you've been missing." -- RoadMonkee
• "John and John- like a rock." -- RoadMonkee@aol.com
• "J & J- maybe now the State of the Union Address will be worth watching" -- RoadMonkee
• "These guys have a soul, with a birdhouse in it! vote johns!" -- anarchy
• "We voted them into every OTHER poll." -- anarchy
• "Build a little empire out of this crazy garbage!" -- anarchy
• "John and John: Your two best friends in New York City!" -- Meg F
• "Butter has Cholesterol; Vote John and John in the big 2K"!!! -- Jimmy Hill
• "Vote John and John- Make a little White House in your soul!" -- ButterCurler
• "John & John: Removing criminal government agents who oppress you from office." -- Mindy Lewis
• "They Might Be Giants: They Won't be anyone's broom" -- Brian
• "R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells relief... And T-M-B-G spells Millennium!" -- HeYAnArChY
• "Flansburgh's slogan: Vote John Linnell for President!"
  "Linnell's slogan: Vote me for president!" -- HeYAnArChY

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