Skipperistically

This is a post I made to xslash. A lot of folks liked it, so I'm sticking it up on my web page. Douglas Hathaway gave me permission to use his inspirational message, so you can see where this came from.

For your information: "Milagro" was the episode with the writer who was obsessed with Scully. He was writing a mystery novel where a "psychic surgeon" killed people. For a more complete episode summary, check out Tiny Dancer's Episode Guide


Date: 20 Apr 1999 16:46:58 -0400
From: Laura Jacquez Valentine
Subject: Re: X/ Milagro SPOILERS

> Date: Tue, 20 Apr 1999 13:24:19 -0700 (PDT)
> From: Douglas Hathaway
>
*snip*
>
> It occurred to me that fanfic writers were what first stimulated
> the idea of this writer character. (His bills came to Philip Padgett, but
> I think of him as Creepy D. Weirdo), and that it was meant as an insult
> from the show writers. I can't imagine anyone finding a positive
> identification with him, even if he did deliver a line which could be
> interpreted shipperistically (or skipperistically: perhaps the most
> aesthetically pleasing post-ep would be for Krycek, acting with
> characteristic economy, to bust in and wax Padgett's skanky ass).
>

YES!

PSYCHIC SURGEON advances on PADGETT. PADGETT watches him, entranced. A
door slams, and KRYCEK appears.

KRYCEK: Back off. This son of a bitch is mine.

PSYCHIC SURGEON: He created me. This is the only ending there can be.

KRYCEK: You going to be a slave all your life? Just doing what his
words tell you?

PSYCHIC SURGEON looks thoughtful, then turns around and walks away.

KRYCEK: Now, as for you...

PADGETT: Who are you?

KRYCEK: You weren't doing a very good job of stalking Scully, you know.
It took her a while to spot you, but I saw you the very first night.
And you *never* saw *me*.

PADGETT: What?

KRYCEK: (advancing) You heard me.

PADGETT: Who the hell are you?

KRYCEK reaches out and grabs PADGETT'S hand, forcing it towards
PADGETT'S chest.

KRYCEK: I'm a murderer. A real one. And I'm not going to go away.

PADGETT: Noooooooooooooooooooo*gurgle*

--laura


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