This is the song Skinner insisted on singing when he was stuck giving Mulder a ride home from the hospital one night. Mulder didn't think it was funny but when Skinner sang it to Scully she nearly wet her pants.

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"Spooky"



In the basement of the Bureau

Where nothing's what it seems until you say so

I come to see you 

To clear up the matter of the ufo.

First you talk my ear off until I want to run

And then you stop, and say, "This is the one"

Work is kinda crazy with a spooky little boy like you



You look for funny grey men

But I never understand why you do it

And if you say you see one

You know Agent Scully sees right through it

I sign your three-oh-twos but I don't know that it's right

And then you take off, and get in a fight

Work is kinda crazy with a spooky little boy like you.



If you decide someday 

To trust me with the secrets you are hiding

I'll tell you all I know

About the men who this world are dividing

Just like a pie, and they want the cream

So we'll survive this crazy scheme

Work is kinda crazy with a spooky little boy like you.