Thanks to Ree'sha and Constable Katie, who hunted up copies of this for

me when I forgot to save it.



OK, so I don't normally read limericks.  I don't like them much, and I

never write them.



Unless the last line of one pops into my head in the middle of the night

and, goddammit, WAKES ME UP convulsing with laughter.



In retrospect, maybe it's not that funny, but anyway...





_Safe Sex_



Jim Kirk was a bonny young rafe

And he took his pet Vulcan to bathe

First came liplock

And then he sucked cock

But Vulcan penii are not anal-safe.

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