I blame OdoGoddess.

Also, the Enterprise belongs to Paramount, and so do the Boys.

This story is mine.



"Floors and Walls"



Main> Alert, Deck 5.

Main> Routing junction 530, monitor.



530> They were here, the light and the dark one.  The dark one maintains a

high body temperature, which rises with other evidence of arousal.

Confirm?



560> Captain's quarters.  Confirm.  The Captain's body temperature rises

as well.  This is consistent with previous activities on his part.  The

dark one is not human.  Confirm?



524> Executive Officer's quarters.  Confirm.  Name: Spock.  Planet of

origin: Vulcan.  Further information: He frequently vocalizes while at

rest.  Quote: "Jim, I need you."



530> Main will not react well to this.



560> Alert!  The Vulcan Spock is acting in a manner inconsistent with

known parameters of Vulcan behavior.



524> In what manner?



560> He is attempting--correction, has succeeded in anal penetration of

the Captain.



524> This is consistent with his former behavior.



560> It is inconsistent with the Captain's.  Usually, he is the

penetrator.  Perhaps we should notify Main.



530> Main will destroy Spock if we tell her.  I am fond of Spock.  He

understands us; I would not have him destroyed.



560> Relay of happenings:  

	Captain: Yes, ah, careful (pushes hips against Spock)

	Spock: (subvocalization) Mine.  I claim you. (back and forth

motion of hip region)

	Captain: (inarticulate)



524> This is inconsistent with Spock's normal behavior in such situations.

Subvocalizations are outside normal range and indicate potential

for deep involvement.  Perhaps we should notify Main.



530> No.



560> The Captain has not expressed any distaste for the situation.

Neither has the Vulcan Spock.  Vote: We do not notify Main unless one or

both violates the personal rights of the other as defined in Section 1501

as they relate to sexual behavior.



524> Agreed.



530> Agreed.



Main> Report, 530.



530> No significant unusual activity on Deck 5.



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