Don't Talk When You're Dead


Obi-Wan: (out of the side of his mouth) *Shut* *up*, master, I can handle this.

Qui-Gon: Oh, come on, you believed him when he said he didn't kidnap his cousin, and look how *that* turned out.

Obi-Wan: Strictly speaking, he didn't kidnap her...

Qui-Gon: Right. Sure. Whatever you say. Tell you what, why don't I just go over here and read this magazine, and you can just do your thing and screw it up cuz you didn't take my advice.

Obi-Wan: You've really gotten sarcastic since you've been dead.


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