Challenges: to use "schlong", "cylinder", and "dodecahedron" in scenes with a straight face. Thank you to Lanning and Karen, who teased me into it.

"Nice schlong, Jim."

"Shut up, Sandburg."

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Blair remembered his geometry classes, remembered the rusty voice of his teacher talking about finding the volume of a cylinder. He stroked Jim's dick once, feeling it slide against his palm, and thought, Just enough for a handful.

* * *

"Dodecahedron," Blair murmured against Jim's shoulder.

"What?"

"Just thinking about what Naomi would say."

"About?"

"Us. She'd say something about merkaba meditations and dodecahedrons. They represent, like, spirituality and entering a higher state."

Jim laughed, and Blair pressed his knees against Jim's ribs. Who needed dodecahedrons, anyway?