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The recommendations on this page are mostly m/m slash. Please feel free to email me with favorite het and f/f stories; I'd like to get more of those on the page. Also, most of the recommendations below are NC-17, so if you're below the age of majority, you should go somewhere else.

Rating System:
Like all rating systems, mine is highly subjective. It's pretty much a measure of how well I liked (a) the intensity of the blowjob itself (b) the integration of the blowjob into the rest of the story (c) other stuff (d) vague handwavy notions of vibe (e) more handwavy stuff (f) how much blowjob there is vs. how much other sex there is. I don't know why some strike me the way they do; I just know that some seem more like heavy cream and some seem more like milk (and I'm a skim milk addict, so there). Anyway.

heavy cream - light cream - half & half - whole milk - lowfat milk - skim - cremora

 

July 2003

An Admirable Solution, by Speranza. Due South, Fraser/RayK. This story is so obviously Speranza--er, sucking up, just slurping and slavering to get on this page, I swear to GOD, that girl is going to drive me to drink one of these--nevermind. Story: chock full o' nuts. And blowjobs. Did I mention the blowjobs? Because I swear there are 2403904 of them in the story. No, really; I counted. Plus, there is hockey chatter. You have no idea how many Due South stories COMPLETELY FORGET THE HOCKEY. (What the hell is WRONG with DS writers, I ask you?) Not to mention: "If you don't drink that fuckin' beer, you'll never get another blowjob from me, asshole. I'll break up with you." Rock. Heavy cream.

January 2003

Joy is in the Voice, by Mosca. Buffy, Buffy/Willow. AU after "Grave". A simultaneously painful and sweet story about love and comfort and depression. Whole milk.


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If curling is an Olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery! And oral sex SHOULD be an Olympic sport! Why? Because it's HARDER than curling, and if you're ANY good at it, you deserve a medal!
--Lewis Black
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
-- J. Edgar Hoover

 

 


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