Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2000 01:18:40 -0500
From: Laura Jacquez Valentine
Subject: Re: [ASCEML] NEW: Einstein's Folly V: Send in the Clones

AUTHOR WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED #1: Who are *you*?

HURTY SPOCK: I believe this is yours.

AUTHOR WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED #2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLAIRY!!!!!!! What did you DO, you BEAST!!??????

HURTY SPOCK: Lady, next time, could you please write someone who will stand
up to a little abuse? Honestly, I looked at him crosseyed and he
safeworded.

AUTHOR WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED #1: But he's all BLOODY! What did you DO???

HURTY SPOCK: I took him over to Caveman Jim's and we passed him around as a
party favor all night.

AUTHOR WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED #2: But that's rape! He needs lots of
comfort after that.

HURTY SPOCK: It wasn't rape. It's not our fault if he was too busy
wringing his hands over a whether to buy his roommate a vase or a feather
duster to say "no". Besides, you're just going to inflict even more trauma
on him tomorrow, so it's not like he's going to notice one more rape,
disease, or torture scene.


laura jacquez valentine -+- http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/~jacquez
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