"Why don't we get something a little more healthful for breakfast?"

"Because I get one vote and Dief gets one vote and we vote for donuts, so that's two-to-one and you're outvoted."

"Diefenbaker does not *get* a vote, Ray."

"Is Dief or is Dief not your hetero lifemate?"

"My what?"

"Your hetero lifemate, Fraser."

"Well--Diefenbaker is a wolf, so he fulfills the qualification of 'other' that the prefix 'hetero'--"

"Not that, not that--I mean, for all I know *you* might be just waiting to jump my skinny butt but Dief is straight as an arrow and only interested in jumping the females of the species."

"Ray, I--"

"Well, my species, his species--Dief's just all about girls, whereas you might be more flexible."

"Ray, I--"

"Not that I'm implying that you are, just that, you know, you might be, whereas Dief is pretty much unremitting and, um, obvious, while you are not obvious and therefore could be, you know, kinda queer."