Part 1 : Rock Magnets | Part 2: Conspiracy | Part 3: Reverse Engineering
I noticed that to work for the CIA or the National Security Agency, it says that they require a 3.0 or higher, is this strictly enforced?
Blue Devil<aw2s>To work in what capacity? Do they require that of their janitors?
net samurai<dc5p>I mean for like a computer science internship over the summer
Blue Devil<aw2s>and what kind of background check do they perform on you and your family?
Blue Devil<aw2s>and friends
Blue Devil<aw2s>quite a bit of background check
and they expect you to be the best - ie:if you aren't - don't bother
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b> You said, "it says that they require..."
Who says?
As far as the background check, it depends on what kind of security clearance you need for the internship. Level 0, which is the minimal kind that they require to work in a building where there is sensitive material, has only a small background check. Employers and that's about it. But above that I don't know 'cause I've only got level 0.
net samurai<dc5p>I was hoping that if I worked for them I can find out more about the UFO coverup that they are possibly doing, but of course just because you work for the CIA or NSA doesn't mean you know about every secret project they are working on, only certain people are assigned to certain projects
Blue Devil<aw2s>if you're gullible enough to belive that there is a UFO coverup - then they're never going to hire you
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>yeh, whatever
Blue Devil<aw2s>you just keep thinking it aint possible
Blue Devil<aw2s>You'll never find out. Sorry.
Whatever security clearance you have, everything in the CIA or NSA is extremely compartmentalized. Only those near the top have enough clearance to see stuff they ask about.
net samurai<dc5p>it seems that you are afraid to believe it is going on
Blue Devil<aw2s>I'm not afraid - but I've seen much of the evidence - and it's complete bullshit
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>What UFO coverup? There are plenty of UFO's around. I've seen them. Everybody knows they exist so what's the coverup?
net samurai<dc5p>I want to camp out at Area 51 in Nevada to see what type of things they fly around there,
Blue Devil<aw2s>and what evidence did you listen to or see in order to conclude that ..
Blue Devil<aw2s>Nevada - nothing of interest
check the aviation magazines for a current listing of which aircraft have been sited where (and what they're hiding where :)
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>the things fling around in the desert are probably the new Aurora spy plane the bomber version of the sr71 (stealthed Natch)
Mark!<ml5a>Oh, by the way, UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object.
For those of you with minimal brain power, if you can tell what it is (i.e. balloon, plane, flying saucer with little green men in it, etc) then it is no longer unidentified.
net samurai<dc5p>well I have to label it UFO's for all you that don't believe I don't think they are UFO's
Blue Devil<aw2s>Meaning that UFO coverup is a contradiction in terms suitable for tabloids.
net samurai<dc5p>Then what are they?
net samurai<dc5p>(don't know - I'm still trying to parse half his sentences)
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>I am well aware of the Aurora project they are supposedly worked on, where it can go like Mach 6 or something, but that can't explain the objects flying around there that go to unbelievable speeds and then all of a sudden change direction, I doubt the Aurora has the technology to do those amazing stunts
Blue Devil<aw2s> probably not.
its probably a hallucinagenic nerve gas made by the CIA. remember all
those giant yellow flying saucers a couple of months ago.
If you think that the CIA can pull off something as big as a "UFO Coverup" then you are assuming a level of technology available to the US government that is plenty high. Higher than that necessary to design and build an aircraft that can go unbelievable (to those with small minds) speeds and then all of a sudden (to human perception anyway) change direction.
net samurai<dc5p>Oh yeah...and it seemed like the world ended and everything. right. Hyperspatial bypass.
net samurai<dc5p>CIA UFO coverup - is also assuming that the CIA is organized enough and bright enought to pull off something like that
They're not
Trust me
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>why do you keep saying "small minds", what is your point?
Blue Devil<aw2s>trust you, why? are you one of those assigned to this CIA project?
Blue Devil<aw2s>I've said it once, when did you learn to count? Last week?
net samurai<dc5p>I am a bit cautious about what the CIA can or cannot do they've pulled some real boners in the past but also a few things which
Mark!<ml5a>I believe his point went in one of your ears, out the other, and completely missed any grey matter.
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>it is not just the CIA pal, it is the NSA and a couple other huge organizations
Blue Devil<aw2s>If he was assigned to any CIA project, why would you trust him?
net samurai<dc5p>hey, mr. zephyr king, fuck you
Blue Devil<aw2s>WHICH other huge organizations? You're being awfully bague.
net samurai<dc5p>vague I mean
net samurai<dc5p>tha mafia of course
Mark!<ml5a>oh, the NSA is a small organization? What, are you a moron!?
Blue Devil<aw2s>The CIA _themselves_ has rarely pulled off anything that worked.
They are mostly in intelligence gathering. As is the NSA.
There are other groups that use that information to get something done.
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>Zephyr King. Right.
When did I say the NSA was a small organization?
You said the CIA, NSA, and a couple other huge organizations.
WHICH other huge organizations?
net samurai<dc5p>hey, just because a tabloid mentions something, it doesn't mean that something is bullshit just because it is in a tabloid
Blue Devil<aw2s>I don't remember off hand, it was in this book I read a while back
Blue Devil<aw2s>you are telling me that everything in the tabloids is not true or didn't happen?
Blue Devil<aw2s>The Illuminatus Trilogy?
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b> maybe some branch of the military excutes the operations
maybe the CIA just pays people to do it. oraganized crime.
a good percentage is b.s., but not everything
Blue Devil<aw2s>No it doesn't. But tabloids are couched for those with extremely low intelligence levels. Much of what they print has logical contradictions in it that require irrational minds to believe them (for once I'm not aiming this at you) which, to me, kills the tabloids credibility.
net samurai<dc5p>of course they taking something that could be true, and make a spoof on it or some kind of joke
Blue Devil<aw2s>You're right, it IS hard to parse his sentences.
net samurai<dc5p>like the KGB?
Mark!<ml5a>look, I am not saying that I get my information from the tabloids. It just happens to be a topic that tabloids cover, but the way they cover it is not the same as the books that I have read
Blue Devil<aw2s>Which books.
net samurai<dc5p>Lets see if he can get this one, he had no idea what the other couple of organizations were.
net samurai<dc5p>like, Out There by Howard Blum,
Blue Devil<aw2s>And what did Howard Blum say?
net samurai<dc5p>I'd say he is a good source, he used to be a New York Times reporter
Blue Devil<aw2s>The Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson Schroedinger's Cat by ""
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>why don't you read the book and find out, mr. big brain
Blue Devil<aw2s>interesting that you like Star Trek, and don't believe that any of this is possible
Blue Devil<aw2s>Oh, I believe it's _possible_, but I haven't seen any credible evidence
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>Don't have time to do that and remain in the discussion.
When did you assume that I think I have a large brain? I've just been putting you down. Ah, I see you fingered me. If you'll finger my account more often you'll see that it's plan files, which change every time I log in or out,tend to spoof Star Trek a lot.
Besides, Star Trek was a really cool show. I believe it was fictional too, or didn't you know that?
net samurai<dc5p>there is plenty of credible evidence out there, you just havened checked it out, I can give you a list of books to read tomarrow, can't remember off-hand, and you can check ftp ftp.nevada.edu for some ufo related information, and pictures are also at ftp phoenix.oulu.fi
Blue Devil<aw2s>fictional, but based on a lot of theories that are discussed in the scientific world now, so they just don't show some random things, it is a very intelligently produced show.
Blue Devil<aw2s>wrong - I did check it out a few years back
I read several of the books looked at the photographs read the eyewitness reports etc.
they're either full of (or stupider than) shit
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>Explain to me something. HOW would the CIA, NSA, and a couple other huge organizations, coverup UFOs?
net samurai<dc5p>(based on a lot of theoretical physics)
Blue Devil<aw2s>well obviously they are not doing a perfect job since we are discussing it
Blue Devil<aw2s>some stuff obviously gets leaked out, it is human nature
Blue Devil<aw2s>oh, it's quite possible that any large organization could cover up fiarly large events.
But, that is assuming a LOT of organization and a LOT of resources over a LONG period of time.
CIA, NSA, KGB, DIA - they ain't got it
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>I think the Roswell UFO crash I think in 1947 is one of the best evidence so far of not only UFO's and aliens existing and visiting our planet, but evidence of a government coverup
Blue Devil<aw2s>No no no no....I don't care if it's possible.
Tell me how. In other words,give me an example of what might have happened and how they might be covering up. I think it unlikely that you could give me a plausible example of alien contact that could be covered up like that.
net samurai<dc5p>BTW - aw2s - is english your native language? I didn't think so.
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>the documents were released by the freedom of information act that you can read if you go to the washington national archives, and it is also in some books like Howard Blum's
Blue Devil<aw2s>What happened in the Roswell UFO crash?
Wasw that the one in Siberia?
net samurai<dc5p>no, Roswell, New Mexico
Blue Devil<aw2s>siberia was 1919 or so and was confirmed to be wa meteor.
Mark!<ml5a>like I said, read some books, there is a lot of evidence I just can't cover right now
Blue Devil<aw2s>well the Roswell one was confirmed and is in writing by government agents as a UFO crash with dead alien bodies recovered
Blue Devil<aw2s>(flying saucer, whatever)
Blue Devil<aw2s>So, why haven't copies of these documents been published?
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>Oh. Ok. Why is this so unknown? Why hasn't Carl Sagan gone crazy over this event?
net samurai<dc5p>they have been published
Blue Devil<aw2s>Where.
The guy who doesn't play Magic:The Gathering<ar2w>Where?
net samurai<dc5p>he actually is getting more and more involved with things like the face on Mars and other related topics
Blue Devil<aw2s> Strange... he was here a few weeks ago.
Someone asked him about that and he laughed.
The face on Mars. I believe he coauthored a paper that discussed how random events can seem easily recognizable by our pattern-seeking brains.
Meaning he laughs at people who take it seriously.
net samurai<dc5p>the documents like I've are in the Washington National Archives availble to the public by the freedom of information act. They should be in the ftp site and Out There by Howard Blum has copies of them in the back of the book
Blue Devil<aw2s>What ftp site?
Sarok the Preparer<ar2w>well, I could give 2 shits what Carl Seagan says about that,
Blue Devil<aw2s>ftp.nevada.edu
Blue Devil<aw2s>if they are freely accessible, then they are freely publishable
I haven't seen them.
Also, there's plenty of fiction out on the net - I want to see real documents
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>Carl Sagan's main focus is extraterrestrial life, I am very surprised that he isn't jumping for joy at this "credible evidence."
net samurai<dc5p>there is a very good book called the Monuments of Mars, around 400 pages very interesting, I suggest you read it before saying anything more about the face on mars
Blue Devil<aw2s>And so all those faces I see in clouds are also evidence of alien intelligence.
Locust Abortion Technician<ar2w>what do you want him to do, go on natinoal television and say what he really believes, and have people ridicule his beliefs?
Blue Devil<aw2s>No no, the faces in clouds aren't aliens - those are angels
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>sorry it is
ftp.rutgers.edu
Blue Devil<aw2s>YEs
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>oh, then that means he doesn't believe? My god, are you people that idiotic?
Blue Devil<aw2s>You know, this guy hasn't done anything but quote sources.
As for Sagan, he's a scientist. If he has credible evidence, then he will publish.
net samurai<dc5p>My god - are you _really_ that gullible?
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>I was referring to you, foolishness.
net samurai<dc5p>Uh, yeah, everything at ftp.rutgers.edu is to be believed. Like the Krill papers and aliens.silly...
Sarok the Preparer<ar2w>if you read the book you will find out plenty of credible sources and information
Blue Devil<aw2s>like I said before, I don't believe everything that is there and published
Blue Devil<aw2s>Why do you believe any of it?
net samurai<dc5p>ok, since you are that anal, why don't you go to Washington D.C. yourself and see for yourself .
Blue Devil<aw2s>that these documents exist
Blue Devil<aw2s>Answer the question.
net samurai<dc5p>what was the question
Blue Devil<aw2s>Why do you believe any of it?
net samurai<dc5p>when I get time - I just might look them up
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>what is it, the documents at the archive?
Blue Devil<aw2s>the ftp site.
have YOU seen the documents yourself?
net samurai<dc5p>*sigh*....I've seen most of the stuff on rutgers.edu a long time ago. Nothing at all was really convincing, most of the documents I've read had FAR too many inconsistencies, contradictions, and lack of evidence.
TV's Frank<ar2w>have a ball, while you are there, check out the Fifth Column,
Blue Devil<aw2s>hey, I didn't say to check out everything there, I don't believe everything there, but the roswell documents are real
Blue Devil<aw2s>He's still not answering the question.
and he has not listed one piece of evidence that doesn't require a literature search.
net samurai<dc5p>Of course, I believe in extra terrestrials more than I believe in Washington D.C.
This enormous woman will devour us all!<ar2w>yes, but I can't say I believe 100%
Blue Devil<aw2s>There Is No Conspiracy
net samurai<dc5p>things in writing are not always true, of course, that is a typical argument, but that doesn't mean it is not worth pursuing
Blue Devil<aw2s>dude - I suspect that you have been suckered by yet another net.joke
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>Again, I've seen far too many different accounts of the Roswell incident to believe anything. SOMETHING probably happened, but the shovels to cut through the governmental bullshit do not exist. They just don't make them that large.
This enormous woman will devour us all!<ar2w>forget conspiracy, do you guys believe that aliens have visited this planet at least once?
Blue Devil<aw2s>There F is N no O ConsRpiracy D
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>You guys have GOT to check out message,discuss,* it's hilarious.
net samurai<dc5p>i punted it.
NoMeansNo<gs32>I believe that something may have been able to.
Give me proof. I see no conclusive proof.
He Who Is Not To Be Flamed<ar2w> oh no, not alien andrew again
someone send me a log file in the mail, i save these things and forward
them to tim pierce
sure, if you say so, then it must be true, mr. 007's
Blue Devil<aw2s>It's possible. I don't BELIEVE anything.
net samurai<dc5p>send 'em to John_-_Winton. He'd enjoy them a lot.
NoMeansNo<gs32>if you don't believe now, by the year 2000 you will
Blue Devil<aw2s>Man, I logged in around 2:00 today and aw2s was talking about aliens on discuss then. Has he been at it all day?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis<ar2w>
Well, he started, let me see...19:55 today.
net samurai<dc5p>it is not that I don't have any evidence, I just don't have the time right now to show you why I believe it to be true, it would take many hours
Blue Devil<aw2s>he used to get drunk and hit on my girlfriend and talk about aliens all the time last year, and we'd have to carry him back to his room. i swear, when i finally snap, he's high on the list of "people not in bureaucratic institutions"
No further comment at this time<fj05>who's got a log file, dammit!
No further comment at this time<fj05>For a laugh this good - I've got time
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>Does anyone have a logfile of this they can send me?
No further comment at this time<fj05>I should be studying for psychology but me too.
net samurai<dc5p>I am just saying for now that you shouldn't have such a narrow, provincial view about what goes on in this world, there is more going on than you think
Blue Devil<aw2s>I'm not disputing that YOU believe it. Yes, I believe in aliens.
Aliens on earth is another story. The stars aren't right.
Sarok the Preparer<ar2w>well I don't have the time, I have a Computer Graphics program due tomarrow
Blue Devil<aw2s> oh those conveeenient cs assignments
allways seeming to pop up at the wrong time
Narrow mind? It is a narrow view of things that allows you to believe what you do. The evidence you cite has a hell of a lot of contradictions inherent to it that you have closed your mind to. You are blind and believe what you wish to believe.
net samurai<dc5p>oh, just because you don't think they can travel such distances based on physics books, then it is not possible?! That is really narrow-minded
Blue Devil<aw2s>No, but why would they WANT to come here? Let's face it, we haven't been "broadcasting" our existence for all that long.
Manos<ar2w>considering the graphics course - the assignment shouldn't take you more than 30 minutes
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>(like I said before, it is possible that they have interacted or help started our evolution or are a part of it, or maybe we have feelings and emotions that they don't have and are curious about that part of our existence, or it could be something spiritual (if you believe we are more than just atoms)
Blue Devil<aw2s>He said that, not me. That's only one of the reasons. Such distances CAN be travelled but they would never have known we were here.
we have only been radiating any kind of energy strong enough to get that far for 50 years.
They haven't had enough time since first detection to get here even if they started immediately.
net samurai<dc5p>Oh, started our evolution. That argument. This man's been reading too much 2061 or whatever the name of that book is.
net samurai<dc5p>do you have proof to show that our evolution has not been messed around with?
Blue Devil<aw2s>Actually I think it was mentioned in the first book now that I think of it.
net samurai<dc5p>if you don't, then it still remains a possibility
Blue Devil<aw2s>Do you have proof that it was messed around with?
redundant redundant redundant redundant<ar2w>You have fallen into a slightly logical trap here, BD.
The burdin of proof lies upon you because I never said that I believed it was not POSSIBLE. It is, however, extremely unlikely.
net samurai<dc5p>No the first book left the purpose of the monolith kind of vague
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>You asked if I believed we had ever had aliens land on the planet at least once. I have seen no evidence but that doesn't mean there isn't any.
Now you want me to PROVE that there isn't any? You're drunk or stoned or something, pal.
net samurai<dc5p>possibly, from how the alien creatures have been described, very similar feautures to us, and from accounts of abductees, etc., that is not hard evidence, but it is possible evidence
also, have you ever heard of the Grandaddy theory?
Blue Devil<aw2s>yeh, I must be, mr. logic
Blue Devil<aw2s>that if your grandad is insane, you're a fucking loon?
No further comment at this time<fj05>You mean the question about if you could go back in time and shoot your grandaddy then you get erased out of the picture you're holding while you're playing "Go, Johnny, Go?"
net samurai<dc5p>since you don't have any hard evidence and I don't about evolution, then it still remains a mystery? If you don't believe that, I suggest you take a course in logic
Blue Devil<aw2s>what's wrong with logic?
net samurai<dc5p>Nothing, when logic makes sense.
Nyarlathotep<ar2w>As if you have and passed.
net samurai<dc5p>huh?
NoMeansNo<gs32>yes I have taken a course in logic, and got an A
Blue Devil<aw2s>You must have contained yourself.
net samurai<dc5p>no, the Granddaddy theory was presented in the first Star Trek
Blue Devil<aw2s>Can you prove that *I* have not messed around with humanity's DNA at some point in the past? It's unlikely (but less so if you know me) but still POSSIBLE
redundant redundant redundant redundant<ar2w>SUCH credibility there!
net samurai<dc5p>is this the "grandaddy" theory, or the "your mom" theory? which is which? i can never remember...
No further comment at this time<fj05>well, you can't use logic on everything
Blue Devil<aw2s>what is it with you and your sig?
net samurai<dc5p>Oh, ok. Like what can't you use it on?
net samurai<dc5p>What's with *your* sig?
The font is fucking annoying...
NoMeansNo<gs32>Who's? Mine is random...
Bite the dog!<ar2w>Besides matters of emotion anyway.
net samurai<dc5p>like proving God exists, you will end up in some viscious cycle or useless argument, you can't prove it using logic
Blue Devil<aw2s>It can't be proved, period.
Which is why you can't prove it using logic.
net samurai<dc5p>hi
the punisher +<ep1d>but there is a way to break that viscious cycle in the alien argument with bits of evidence here and there that are slowly being leaked out
Blue Devil<aw2s>well, just because you can't prove something using logic doesn't mean the argument isn't worth pursuing until you can prove it eventually
Blue Devil<aw2s>like the evidence for God that slowly leaks out, such as the Bible and miracles, and all those other writings and legends
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>i'd have to give the credit to andrew here, he's got the logic point down, one's logic is only as good as the assumptions you base it on. which is not to say that his argument is bogus, just that logic often has little to do with real life
No further comment at this time<fj05>the urge to stylestrip is almost unbearable...
NoMeansNo<gs32>prove that you exist
Blue Devil<aw2s>Until I see a real live UFO in person, with no doubts that it's a low-flying plane or some hallucination, and it's not on TV because it can be faked, you still have to prove it to me.
A really big Godzilla-type thing<ar2w>What are you responding to?
net samurai<dc5p>Bah, that made no sense. But I don't really take too much of this "evidence" as being reputable.
boiling over in euphemism<ar2w>let's not get into religion, I believe aliens and UFO's can explain most religions (but that doesn't mean I don't believe in God)
Blue Devil<aw2s>i see you actually get to work in baker today...cool...
the punisher +<ep1d>JHVH-1 is God and an alien.
Torgo<ar2w>that religious evidence all bullshit
Blue Devil<aw2s>He does NOT have this logic thing down.
True, logic is only as good as your assumptions but you should have seen the contradictory things he was putting out before.
net samurai<dc5p>Damn. Do I keep reading this or do I go play Wiz War?
smearing wet concrete<ar2w>for the person who mentioned my mother, grow up, I know it is hard for you
Blue Devil<aw2s>i'm not saying previous argument is not bogosity, just that that one particular point is valid.
No further comment at this time<fj05>How do you know? It is thought to be much more credible than the evidence you cite.
net samurai<dc5p>Ok, that's true then.
net samurai<dc5p>fuck wizwar, it's a ploy by the pinks to seduce you to playing magic again
No further comment at this time<fj05>Play Magic!!!
NoMeansNo<gs32>let's just wait a couple more years and we'll see what happens since I can't change your minds
Blue Devil<aw2s>Your sig I mean.
net samurai<dc5p>Geoff Spear, you fail to grasp tai-quan-leap, approach so that you may learn.
No further comment at this time<fj05>(let's say the year 2000)
Blue Devil<aw2s>How do you randomize it like that?
net samurai<dc5p>bite me.
NoMeansNo<gs32>What happens then?
net samurai<dc5p>Made an alias....there's a program recho in my /bin (got from someone else)
This enormous woman will devour us all!<ar2w>Munch.
net samurai<dc5p>I'd look into it but my account is soon to be deleted.
net samurai<dc5p>i almost wish i were on a DEC
the punisher +<ep1d>;want my shift?
:-)
NoMeansNo<gs32>you mean I have to wait 7 years before I can publicly laugh at you?
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b> I seriously wish I was..this is getting annoying.
I can't reply as fast as I'd like.
Why a DEC?
Anyway, it's pretty lame.....I just append a random signature to my .zephyr.vars file and then zwrite.
I'm not a ccon.
The guy who doesn't play Magic:The Gathering<ar2w> Okay, lets say, for the sake of argument, everything's going to happen
on July 8, 1996, at 5:23 am greenwich mean time...
What exactly is going to happen?
And how can I be $aved?
Ahh, the information overload thing when doing zephyr on a unix server.
G.O.O.T.M.U.<ar2w>Heh heh heh.
net samurai<dc5p>the Grandaddy theory is something like there is one biological creature in the universe and this species spread their DNA seed on planets that could sustain life throughout the universe, and that is why most creatures on star trek look alike (i.e., have a head, eyes, ears, body, arms, legs, symmetry,...)
Blue Devil<aw2s>cuz i
the punisher +<ep1d>send $19.95 to ch4g@andrew..
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>That's so they could get away with using human actors
Confused<jh5y>Aliens just gave me information about you that is REALLY funny. They're laughing at you.
net samurai<dc5p>no, that is a plausible explanation
Blue Devil<aw2s>Um, no, it's not. The timing is wrong.
net samurai<dc5p> what do you mean how can I be saved?
Do you think I am trying to get you to believe in a religion!?
aliens/ufo's is not a religion, so please don't categorize it like that
Blue Devil<aw2s>If you assume immortality then you can assume travel of any distance as far as a few billion light years but it still takes a hell of a lot of time..too long...the universe isn't old enough.
net samurai<dc5p>Yeah, environmental differences meant nothing on all those planets. The fact that the great cats almost anihilated us about 500,000 years ago was just an illusion. The fact that until about 10,000 years ago there were maybe less than 10,000 humans alive on the planet?
No further comment at this time<fj05>you can publicly laugh at me now, see if I give a shit
Blue Devil<aw2s>Won't it get all clogged up?
Fnord Prefect<ar2w>By the way, you have no sense of humor...you missed the previous joke entirely.
net samurai<dc5p>I probably killed some zephyrs accidentally
Blue Devil<aw2s>Publicly laughing: what do you think I've been doing all night?
MacZephyr Tester<cc4b>keep laughing, have a ball, do i care, no
Blue Devil<aw2s>You replied to it, stupid. And you missed it entirely.
net samurai<dc5p>llike I said before, I accidentally killed some zephyrs where you supposedly mentioned this cool joke Blue Devil<aw2s>
This is so much fun!
net samurai<dc5p>Oh well, time to go. Somebody update me on what happens next...
Minister of Unholy Death<ar2w>wow, you got me, you are cool and intelligent, and I am stupid, give yourself a hand
Blue Devil<aw2s> You replied to the joke that Faisal sent.
Now you missed it?
oh, faisal, how's it going? didn't recognize your user id
Blue Devil<aw2s>don't even assume immortality, assume instant travel, any race which is sufficiently close to human to wind up with humans and the aliens described being similar has to be within approximately 500k years *at* *most* which then makes it a really interesting question of how we were brought here and still managed to be related to all the previous life forms on earth, some as old as 145 million years old...
dan: not everyone has read the book of the subG
No further comment at this time<fj05>Actually, i'd forgotten it. The joke's even funnier now. :-)
net samurai<dc5p>like I said, they could have messed around with evolution, or speed it up, or whatever they had to do to help get to the creation of the human species
Blue Devil<aw2s>Also keep in mind that the human race has something like a 20k year special cycle, so species interrelation is *amazingly* tricky
No further comment at this time<fj05>And they sped up the half life of carbon-14 for a while too? And then slowed it down again just for skeptics like us?
net samurai<dc5p>what are you talking about?
Blue Devil<aw2s>elaborate
Blue Devil<aw2s>Yeah what are you taking about? I hadn't heard about that.
net samurai<dc5p>Or maybe under a different name.
net samurai<dc5p>Okay, so they bring us here say, 10,000 years ago, leave 10000 of us sitting in a river valley in mesopotamia, make sure it never *quite* kills us all, leave sparse similar but unintelligent animals around for us to kill off (which doesn't explain who there were humans with toolmaking capability in the americas around 20000 years ago, but anyway) and then deradiate the planet so that carbon dating won't work (along with all the other things that can be used to date things...)
No further comment at this time<fj05>Gotta go...I hope you're keeping a log file Fiz...
net samurai<dc5p>not long enough, dammit
No further comment at this time<fj05>explain why carbon dating is a problem here?
Blue Devil<aw2s>yes....but the "similar but unintelligent animals" seem to follow a genetic decendance from the fossilized animals that preceded them.
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>but not totally, there are some parts of evolution that you can't trace back completely do all the species that led up to it
Blue Devil<aw2s>so I am saying these mysterious gaps could have been filled in by an e.t. source, possibly
Blue Devil<aw2s>carbon dating gives a relatively accurate picture of the timeframe that an object is from, when the carbon 14 in it started to decay to carbon 12 and to fake that you need to be able to construct matter on a sub-atomic level...
No further comment at this time<fj05>
which is not to say that it's impossible, just additional very-very-difficult
No further comment at this time<fj05>I'm back! What happened.
net samurai<dc5p>are you (whoever) proposing that the humans of Mesopotamia are NOT related to the quasi-humans that pre-dated them in the African plains?
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>there are many discussions on the bboards about the accuracy of carbon dating, and it is really not that accurate
Blue Devil<aw2s>
what you don't seem to realize is that it's inaccuracies are on very small orders...nowhere near big enough for your purposes.
net samurai<dc5p>no, the "quasi-humans" were helped created possibly with dna manipulation
Blue Devil<aw2s>buzzz, wrong, carbon dating can be more inaccurate than you think, it can be off by thousands of years, which can be vital in certain parts ofd evolution to be knowledgable of
Blue Devil<aw2s>yes...but humas were around over a million years before Mesopotamia......are you saying that the Homo erectus were decended from apee, where the Homo sapieus (sic) are not, and completely foregin to earth?
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>the problem with the argument is that it becomes a prime example of the cartesian "greater evil being" paradox. sure, if god controls everything, he can make you believe anything he wants, but the reality to you is the reality in question
simply stated: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, in bed."
No further comment at this time<fj05>there is more and more evidence to show that carbon dating of the sphinx and the great pyramid are off by a few thousand years, which of course still remains a huge mystery,
Blue Devil<aw2s>A few thousand years. That IS a small order even if YOUR evidence is to be believed. I.E., even if we believe you and double your estimate, it's still not off by enough.
net samurai<dc5p>do you evidence enough to claim that what you know of evolution with this homo- crap is true? No you don't
Blue Devil<aw2s>absolutely nothing
the punisher +<ep1d>Um, by the way, explain how you carbon-date a rock?
Carbon dating only works on once living material.
net samurai<dc5p>no, it is not inisgnificant if you consider that that is how long the egyptians were there
Blue Devil<aw2s>carbon dating takes advantage of the relatively short half life of a carbon. i suppose you could uranium date something, but it would be less accurate....
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>if the sphinx let's say is found out to be built before the time the egyptians were there (and same with the pyramid), then who built them? All these historians would have to rethink who and how they were built
Blue Devil<aw2s>the sphinx appears to have been erroded, but at the supposed time it was built, there was no water, it was still a desert then
Blue Devil<aw2s>Yes it is, because we don't care how long the egyptians were there--we're talking about aliens seeding life on this planet.
Oh I see. Um, then you would explain the drawings of egyptians building them were hallucinogenic dreams?
net samurai<dc5p>I mean serious errosion surrounding the structure
Blue Devil<aw2s>no, we got into the discussion of carbon dating and the importance of being off by "just a few thousand years"
Blue Devil<aw2s>That's not the point. You were telling me that carbon-dating is inaccurate 'cause the carbon dating of the pyramids and the sphinx were off.
but you can't carbon-date either of them...they're made of stone.
And no, we didn't get into the discussion that way.
net samurai<dc5p>are you sure about that, that they only use carbon dating on biological items, not just rocks?
Blue Devil<aw2s>carbon dating *theoretically* is very accurate. but not knowing the origin or the past experiences of the carbon you are testing makes it inaccurate.
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>and you are saying that the carbon dating of evolutionary evidence is accurate
Blue Devil<aw2s>Yes, they can only use carbon dating on previously living things
Confused<jh5y>Yes. Since life on earth is carbon-based.
Anything that was once living can be carbon-dated but nothing else.
net samurai<dc5p>what would you classify as "evolutionary evidence"? 0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>
Nobody tell him that you CAN date rocks...just not by carbon-dating.
We'll never hear the end of it.
net samurai<dc5p>there is evidence to show that that is not entirely accurate, and being off by a few thousand years even in the evolutionary process could be crucial
Blue Devil<aw2s>Nobody tell him that you CAN date rocks...just not by carbon-dating.
We'll never hear the end of it.
net samurai<dc5p>obviously, if you have ONE piece of carbon, and you test it, this is not conclusive enough. but a wide selection of samples from different areas gives you a better chance.
how is a few thousand years significant to evolution?
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>It requires a check of beta decay in the rock...but the argument was about the accuracy of carbon-dating.
net samurai<dc5p>and if the aliens are as intelligent as we think they are then yes, I suppose they could have fixed everything to fool us up to a certain time when we can figure it out. They don't want us to know about them yet
Blue Devil<aw2s>Oh right. And the earth is only 6 thousand years old but it only seems older 'cause God is playing games with us.
net samurai<dc5p>later fools
Blue Devil<aw2s>thats ridiculus. thats like saying that god created the earth and PLACED the fossils to make us *think* it was BILLIONS of years old, when in fact it's only 7000.
not.
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>I mean later, fools (forgot the comma, oh well)
Blue Devil<aw2s>Is he gone yet?
net samurai<dc5p>someone zlocate.
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>sigh. oh well
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>I did, hes hidden or not logged in.
net samurai<dc5p>Yes
Confused<jh5y>Godel would be proud.
can YOU prove 1+1 = 2? me neither.
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>Actually he's only zhidden or maybe he's turned off zephyr. 'cause he's still logged into psyche.weh.
net samurai<dc5p>so......do we just start with mom jokes now? :)
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>I'm told he was going on about this all last night too.
net samurai<dc5p>He and my roommate would get into arguments last year about crop circles It was fun to watch, at least.
Confused<jh5y>Must remember to change my zsig to "Mr. Zephyr King" as he interpreted my current sig.
net samurai<dc5p>being a secular-humanist type.....this sort of argument is sort of moot for me.
anyone read any O. S. Card out there?
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>Moot, why?
net samurai<dc5p> anyone *not* read card out there?
not like he's my favorite writer or anything
Actually i haven't. Sorry...
net samurai<dc5p>shut up faisal :)
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>well.....it seem that if you throw out any physical evidence, then you can suggest that ANYTHIG is possible. this to me seems fundamentally untrue. anything is NOT possible.
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>but most things are.
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g> it's the Cartesian "greater evil being" problem
if someone has the power to fool you into believing anything, then than
they can make you belive anything or, as i said before "any sufficiently
advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. in bed."
in bed?
0 jizzlobber 0<ch4g>sorry, been reading talk.bizarre a bit much lately
No further comment at this time<fj05>Fortune cookie.
net samurai<dc5p>Does anyone else see similarities between Perot and Ferengi? the ears and attitude mostly.
Mark!<ml5a> no.
i think i'll read about the ufo coverup.
hilarious.
i should leave myself logged in and loggin zephyr more often
fiz wants a log of that discussion...
NoMeansNo<gs32> maybe i'll mail my zephyrlog to him.
would he enjoy that?
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